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Status

Everything works.

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All systems blunt

Checked at

Live checks

Right now

Website

Marketing pages and the app.

Operational

Roast engine

AI model connected. Full roasts and rewrites are running.

Operational

Data store

Kind: blob. Durable: yes.

Operational

Auth

Email and password sign-in, Google sign-in, sessions.

Operational

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Last 90 days

Uptime summary

A rolling 90 day summary from our monitoring, updated by hand after each review. The live checks above are the source of truth for this minute. Blips shorter than 15 minutes count toward the numbers but do not get a write-up below.

90 day uptime summary by system
SystemUptimeIn plain terms
Website100.00%No downtime recorded
Roast engine99.97%About 41 minutes degraded
Data store99.99%About 8 minutes of slow reads, no data lost
Auth99.98%About 26 minutes of failed Google sign-ins

Incident history

What broke, and what we did

Resolved/41 minutes

Slow roasts during a model provider slowdown

Our AI provider returned responses far slower than normal. Roasts that usually take under a minute took up to three, and some timed out. We routed traffic to a backup model and retried the failed roasts. No data was lost and no roast was counted against anyone's monthly limit.

Resolved/26 minutes

Google sign-in failed for some users

A configuration change on our side broke the Google sign-in callback. Email and password sign-in kept working. We rolled the change back, then added a check to our deploy process so it cannot ship that way again.

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