Tessa Whitlock
Co-founder and CEO
Spent nine years running growth and landing page tests for B2B software teams in Atlanta. Has personally shipped more than 400 page experiments and lost about half of them, which is where the opinions come from.
About
We tell pages the truth for a living.
Atlanta, GABluntpage started with a spreadsheet of 400 landing page experiments and one annoying pattern: the pages that lost almost always lost for the same five reasons, and nobody on the team wanted to say so out loud. So we built something that would.
The short version
Two founders, one grudge against vague headlines.
Tessa spent nine years running growth for B2B software teams in Atlanta. Every quarter she watched smart people debate button colors on pages whose headline did not say what the product was. Andre built document understanding systems and kept noticing that language models had quietly become good at exactly the thing Tessa's reviews required: reading a page and reasoning about what it persuades a stranger to do.
They started Bluntpage in June 2024 to put a blunt, tireless conversion expert in front of every founder, indie hacker, and marketer who cannot afford a two week agency audit. Which is most of them.
Both founders and the whole team work on Bluntpage full time. Building AI is the day job, not the side project.
Founders
Who is accountable
Andre Boateng
Co-founder and CTO
Built document understanding and ranking systems before Bluntpage. Georgia Tech CS. Cares about two things: structured model output you can trust and latency you do not notice.
What we believe
Kind is not the same as nice.
Nice feedback says the page looks great. Kind feedback says the headline is costing you signups and here is a better one. We build the kind one.
The page is fair game. The person never is.
Whoever wrote that hero was busy shipping a company. The roast is for the sentence, not the author. This is a rule in our prompts, our tests, and our Care page.
No criticism without a fix.
Pointing at problems is cheap. Every verdict Bluntpage gives comes with a concrete thing to do about it, or it does not ship.
AI is the product, not the garnish.
Reading a page and reasoning about persuasion is language model work. We did not add AI to a checklist tool. There is no tool without it.
Company facts
The boring, important part
- Legal name
- Bluntpage Inc.
- Entity
- Delaware C-Corp, United States
- Headquarters
- Atlanta, Georgia
- Founded
- June 2024
- Team
- 8 people, all full time
- Stage
- Pre-Seed, under $1,000,000 raised
- Category
- AI-native conversion tooling
- Customers
- Worldwide, billed in USD
Bluntpage Inc. is a US registered company (Delaware C-Corp) headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia. Pre-Seed, under $1,000,000 raised.
Find us
1100 Peachtree Street NE, Suite 920
Atlanta, GA 30309
(404) 555-0137
Headquarters
Bluntpage Inc.1100 Peachtree Street NE, Suite 920
Atlanta, GA 30309
(404) 555-0137
Midtown Atlanta. Good coffee downstairs. Visitors by appointment.
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Stop guessing. Get roasted.
Two free roasts a month. No card. The page gets hurt, not you.