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Bluntpage

How it works

Paste. Wince. Fix. Repeat.

4 steps

There is no onboarding because there is nothing to onboard. You have a page. We have opinions and a rewrite. The whole loop fits inside a coffee break.

  1. Paste

    5 seconds

    Drop in a URL or raw HTML. No script to install, no pixel, no access to your analytics. Bluntpage only needs what your visitors already see.

    Works on live pages, drafts, staging, and competitor pages.

  2. Get roasted

    10 seconds

    A language model reads the page top to bottom like a conversion expert with no patience. It scores the page and ranks what is killing signups, quoting your own words back to you.

    Every verdict includes why it costs you and the exact fix.

  3. Paste the fixes

    5 minutes to half a day

    Copy the rewritten headline, hero, and CTA straight into your page. Work down the fix list in order. The first item is always the best trade of effort for impact.

    Each kill is stamped with effort: 5 min, 1 hour, or half a day.

  4. Re-check

    10 seconds

    Hit re-check. Bluntpage reads the updated page and shows the score delta beside the old score. Keep going until the number stops embarrassing you.

    Free roasts include one re-check. Paid plans are unlimited.

What it reads

Everything a visitor meets, in order.

  • The title tag and meta description
  • Every heading, with its level
  • Every button and link label, and how far down the first one sits
  • Body copy, paragraph by paragraph, with length
  • Forms and how many fields they demand
  • Images and whether they have alt text

What it does not do

No pixel. No tracking. No guessing at your traffic.

Bluntpage does not install anything, read your analytics, or watch your visitors. It judges the page on the page. That is also why it works on a competitor's page, a draft, or a page that launched four minutes ago and has no data yet.

How the AI works
Free to start

Step one is pasting.

The demo on the homepage runs without an account. Two free roasts a month when you sign up.

Roast itSee pricing