Product
Bluntpage reads your landing page the way a skeptical visitor does, then tells you exactly where it loses them and hands you better copy. It takes about ten seconds. An agency audit takes two weeks and a kickoff call.
What is in a roast
0 to 100, judged on five jobs a landing page has: a clear promise, a visible next step, scannable hierarchy, proof, and low friction. The typical first score is between 35 and 60. That is not an insult. That is the market.
Each one quotes your page, names the problem, explains the conversion logic, and gives a fix you can act on today. They are stamped by severity and by effort, so you can start with the five minute wins or the big one.
Written for your actual product from facts on your page. No brackets, no placeholders, no invented statistics. One click copies each. On the Roast plan you get three alternates per slot for A/B tests.
Bluntpage re-reads the live page and shows the score change next to the old one. A history strip keeps every run, so you can see which afternoon of edits moved the number.
Two ways in
Public page? Paste the URL and Bluntpage fetches the HTML your server sends, capped at 600 KB. Draft, staging site, or a page behind a login? Paste the HTML, or even plain copy, and get the same roast. Nothing has to be live to get judged.
Who it is for
Launch week is a bad time to learn your headline says nothing. Roast the page before the launch, not after the silence.
You built it alone and you have read the page 400 times. You can no longer see it. Bluntpage reads it like a stranger with eight seconds.
Bring a ranked fix list and rewritten copy to the next page review instead of opinions. Settle the hero debate in one paste.
Roast a prospect's page before the pitch. Export a white-label teardown with your name on it. Walk in already useful.
Two free roasts a month. No card. The page gets hurt, not you.